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True Computer Illiteratcy

Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to "Press Return Key" because of the flood of calls asking wh ... More

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How To Keep The IT Guy Happy

When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of postcards, baby pictures, s ... More

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Virus Warnings

BOBBIT VIRUS: Removes a vital part of your hard disk, then reattaches it. Unfortunately, the area is permanently disable ... More

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Hi-Tech Conference

Bill Gates, Andy Grove, & Jerry sanders (CEOs of Microsoft, Intel & AMD) were in a high-powered business meeting. During ... More

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Wrong Email Address

It's wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious conse ... More

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No More Nerds Allowed

A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign ... More

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The Dr. Seuss Computer Manual

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of ... More

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America Offline

[To the tune of "American Pie"] A long, long, time ago I can still remember when I dialed up their help desk lines ... More

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GM -vs.- Microsoft

Bill Gates is hanging out with the chairman of General Motors. 'If automotive technology had kept pace with computer tec ... More

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Year 2000 Anxiety

There was once a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s. For the sake of this story, we'll call him Jack. After years ... More

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Male or Female

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammaticall ... More

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Microsoft Fix-all

There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the c ... More

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Back In The Good Old Days

A computer was something on TV from a science fiction show of note a window was something you hated to clean... An ... More

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Addicted to The Web

Sung To The Tune Of "Winter Wonderland." Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin', From my mouth, drool is glist'nin', I' ... More

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Alabama's Windows XP

Windows XP may have accidentally been shipped outside Alabama. If you have one of the Alabama editions you may need some ... More

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